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Entries by Bill Maher from 09/2009

New Rule: Conspiracy Weary

| Posted 09.08.2009 | Comedy

New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali

| Posted 09.11.2009 | Comedy

Here's the thing: Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face.

New Rule: You Can't Complain About Health Care Reform If You're Not Willing to Reform Your Own Health

| Posted 09.18.2009 | Comedy

Unlike most liberals, I'm glad all those teabaggers marched on Washington last week. Because judging from the photos, it's the first exercise they've gotten in years.

New Rule: If America Can't Get it Together, We Lose the Bald Eagle

| Posted 09.25.2009 | Comedy

If America can't get its act together, it must lose the bald eagle as our symbol and replace it with the YouTube video of the puppy that can't get up. As long as we're pathetic, we might as well act like it's cute.