Here's three actual CNN stories from the past several days. These, sadly, are very real. 1) Wolf Blitzer, on Sunday, blew the lid off the Brad & Jennifer split (old!) with an in-depth report on a newly invented marital issue called "Emotional Cheating." Brad cheated on Jennifer... with his thoughts. 2) Yesterday, CNN spent many precious broadcast minutes delving into an issue which cuts to the very core of the Rove Leak investigation. The special report: "Why do men have nipples?" Look it up. 3) And today's top story? "Man forgets wife at gas station."