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Entries by Brett Gallaher from 11/2013

Four Reasons Why Jesus Would Not Call Mark Driscoll After a First Date

| Posted 11.01.2013 | Religion

Jesus would send out an emergency text to his homegirls to come rescue him. He'd stall in the meantime: "Mark, I'm really flattered that you've devoted your entire ministry to me. That means a lot. Tell me more about what attracted you to Christianity." Mark would lean over and whisper two words in Jesus' ear: "Real. Men."

Return of the Rabbi: A Short Story

| Posted 11.04.2013 | Religion

"Good morning, everyone. You all knew this day was coming. I am returning to Earth," Jesus said, awaiting an outburst of excitement. To his surprise there was only an awkward silence, accompanied by faint whispering amongst the crowd.