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Entries by Brock Cohen from 01/2010

How the US Became a Third World Nation: A 2026 Retrospective

| Posted 01.07.2010 | Los Angeles

What's better than recapping the birth of our blessed and glorious republic? Happy birthday, my beloved Turkmerika!

California Teachers' Salaries to Be Paid in Compliments, Well-Wishing, Hearty Handshakes

| Posted 01.11.2010 | Los Angeles

The state's new plan calls for teachers to be compensated on a per-compliment basis, with the strongest teachers garnering the most effusive praise.

Removing the Dots

| Posted 01.19.2010 | Los Angeles

Shouldn't a person be able to determine how the government intends on keeping us safe from terrorists without having to enlist Wile E. Coyote ACME Flowcharts Ltd.?

Temporarily Missing Sherman Oaks Girl Diverts All International Aid Efforts

| Posted 01.26.2010 | Los Angeles

Within minutes of Samantha's reported disappearance, the Port-au-Prince airport was flooded with military personnel, aid workers, doctors, and diplomats departing for Sherman Oaks.