In case you were wondering if Michael Medved thinks there's any need to apologize for Mission Accomplished, you can find the answer on his website, under the heading, "No Need to Apologize for Mission Accomplished."
Warrants for lawyers. And lawyers' landladies. And the people their lawyers' landladies, uh, call on the phone. And people who buy plane tickets by phone when better fares are available on AA.com. And short guys with tall women.
Here on Earth One, most people -- even made-up film critics -- understand that "actresses" on "junkets" have to answer endless moronic questions as if they have a deep and special bond with their character in the project.
When the dust settles, Romney will be the nominee, and I think I know why: Because Mitt Romney is the first candidate to take pandering so far beyond cynicism that it's not even cynicism anymore. It's Romantic Irony.
Out of the entire literature of men and arms, he's chosen five books told from the side of the losers. It's not important to McCain what you're fighting for, just as long as you're trounced. No wonder he loves Iraq.