iOS app Android app

Entries by Chris Kelly from 05/2007

Medved Minute 5/2

| Posted 05.02.2007 | Politics
Read More: Politics News

In case you were wondering if Michael Medved thinks there's any need to apologize for Mission Accomplished, you can find the answer on his website, under the heading, "No Need to Apologize for Mission Accomplished."

2,177 Warrants

| Posted 05.04.2007 | Huffington Post

Warrants for lawyers. And lawyers' landladies. And the people their lawyers' landladies, uh, call on the phone. And people who buy plane tickets by phone when better fares are available on And short guys with tall women.

Medved Minute 5/9

| Posted 05.09.2007 | Huffington Post

Every time Michael Medved interprets a poll, a statistician dies. According to Medved, a made-up non-quasi-plurality of Democrats don't not not think that the president didn't see 9/11 coming.

S/W FI "Freedom" Index Hits 51-Year Low

| Posted 05.11.2007 | Politics
Read More: Politics News

Here's why it feels like you don't have any money, even though talk radio says you do: Because you don't.

Medved Minute 5/15

| Posted 05.15.2007 | Business
Read More: Business News

Four days after calling Barack Obama "stupid" and "embarrassing" for accidentally saying ten-thousand, Michael Medved's blog is back, showing us all how a smart person uses words good.

One Hitler Per Customer

| Posted 05.18.2007 | Politics
Read More: Politics News

Wasn't Saddam 'Hitler?' Once you've called someone Hitler and had a war with them, what do you call the next guy? Giant Hitler? Space Hitler? Hitler EXTREME? The problem here is dictator inflation.

Medved Minute 5/22: Motherhood

| Posted 05.22.2007 | Entertainment
Read More: Entertainment News

Here on Earth One, most people -- even made-up film critics -- understand that "actresses" on "junkets" have to answer endless moronic questions as if they have a deep and special bond with their character in the project.

Mitt Romney Owns It

| Posted 05.25.2007 | Politics
Read More: Politics News

When the dust settles, Romney will be the nominee, and I think I know why: Because Mitt Romney is the first candidate to take pandering so far beyond cynicism that it's not even cynicism anymore. It's Romantic Irony.

Captain Bringdown: John McCain's Booklist

| Posted 05.29.2007 | Politics
Read More: Politics News

Out of the entire literature of men and arms, he's chosen five books told from the side of the losers. It's not important to McCain what you're fighting for, just as long as you're trounced. No wonder he loves Iraq.