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Entries by Christie Mellor from 10/2011

Nest Half Empty

| Posted 10.03.2011 | Fifty

I recently finished a book on one of my favorite topics: What my husband and I are going to do with our empty nest years. I think about it a lot -- perhaps more than I should, considering -- oops, almost forgot! We still have a 14-year-old at home.

The Pledge

| Posted 10.13.2011 | Fifty

I hereby pledge to not shoot botulism toxin into my forehead two inches from where my brain is housed. I will solemnly pledge to not have chunks of plastic inserted under the skin of my cheekbones and my chin.