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Entries by Dan Abramson from 04/2010

April Fools 2010! The Best Pranks Of The Year

Posted 04.01.2010 | Comedy

It's April Fools' Day. We'll be here all day bring you up to date on the best pranks of year. So keep checking in! Anything we haven't seen yet? L...

Irony Explodes As Tiger Woods Statue Is Made From Condoms (PHOTO)

Posted 04.01.2010 | Comedy

If you had to make a list of ways to promote safe sex, you'd probably put "Tiger Woods Condom Mannequin" toward the bottom. You know, since the idea o...

Colbert Uses His iPad To Slice Vegetables (VIDEO)

Posted 04.02.2010 | Comedy

As he repeatedly reminded us last night, Stephen Colbert has an iPad. Excited about his new toy, he ran down all the amazing features, adding "and jus...

Stewart Slams CNN For Hiring Erick Erickson (VIDEO)

Posted 04.02.2010 | Comedy

Desperate to compete with their more partisan competition, CNN has hired inflammatory blogger, Erick Erickson (or "Erick, son of Erick"). What trouble...

Craig Ferguson: Conan Got Whacked (VIDEO)

Posted 04.02.2010 | Comedy

Throughout the late-night fiasco at NBC, Craig Ferguson has stayed diplomatic, hesitating to get involved. But after last night's guest Robin Williams...

Discrimination In The Workplace: A Dying Art

Posted 04.02.2010 | Comedy

Minorities and broads often face discrimination in the workplace, but thanks to education, we are making significant progress, and gals' career chance...

Roomba Cat Returns For Easter (VIDEO)

Posted 04.02.2010 | Comedy

You remember Roomba Cat, right? That badass kitty who achieved fame and (hopefully) fortune for joyriding on a Roomba and slapping a pitbull. Yeah, he...

The Onion Releases iPhone App (VIDEO)

Posted 04.02.2010 | Comedy

With all the hubbub (and when we say "hubbub," we mean "hoopla") surrounding the release of the iPad, perhaps we've glossed over the bigger Apple news...

Peeps Want iPads Too (PHOTOS)

Posted 04.03.2010 | Comedy

You had to know this was coming. The release of the iPad and Easter in the same weekend? C'mon, we'd be fools NOT to take pictures of Peeps at the App...

The Most Epic Review Of 'Attack Of The Clones' Ever (VIDEO)

Posted 04.04.2010 | Comedy

Get this man a TV show. The guy behind the glorious seventy-minute review of "The Phantom Menace" and the (more concise) 20 minute take on "Avatar," i...

Little Girl Finds Obama Incredibly Boring (PHOTO)

Posted 04.04.2010 | Comedy

President Obama spoke in Portland, Maine last week, and was greeted by an ecstatic audience of 2,500. Well, make that 2,499. One little girl was not i...

Peepshi: Sushi And Peeps Join Forces For Deliciousness (PHOTO)

Posted 04.04.2010 | Comedy

Even if you don't like Peeps (because they taste like already-chewed marshmallows) or Sushi, it's hard to resist "Peepshi." Made from Peeps and Rice K...

Guy Gets Ticket 30 Seconds After Parking, Writes Awesome Letter To Contest It (PICTURE)

Posted 04.05.2010 | Comedy

Perhaps the best part of getting a ticket within 30 seconds of parking your car is the awesome letter you write to contest it. Like the recipient of t...

Ben Folds Cranks Out More Chatroulette Piano Improvs (VIDEO)

Posted 04.05.2010 | Comedy

Oh Chatroulette Piano Guy. You were a legend for a few days, and even paid a great compliment when people began to suspect you were Ben Folds in disgu...

6 Ridiculous History Myths (You Probably Think Are True)

Posted 04.05.2010 | Comedy

Everybody knows that people in the past were insane. They wore funny hats, used words like "wherefore," and don't get us started on the pants. But ...

Adorable 5-Year Old Opens Baseball Season With Speech From 'Miracle' (VIDEO)

Posted 04.05.2010 | Comedy

Well the baseball season's off to a great start. The Yankees and Red Sox kicked things off last night in dramatic fashion, with Boston mounting a dram...

YouTube User Leaves The Best Comment Ever (PICTURE)

Posted 04.05.2010 | Comedy

They should start giving out awards for best YouTube comments. This piece of gold would clean up. We'd all be signing on to some "YouTube Comment Awar...

Bacon Baby Formula: Is Our Society Doomed?

Posted 04.05.2010 | Comedy

UPDATE: J&D's pulled the plug. Doesn't mean our society is still not doomed So this exists. "Bacon Baby." It says it's manufactured by a company c...

Jon Stewart Slams Insurance Companies Still Looking For Loopholes (VIDEO)

Posted 04.06.2010 | Comedy

With the Health Care Bill passed, many insurance companies and doctors are still looking for ways to deny coverage. And just like before the bill was ...

Standing Cat Looks Strikingly Similar To A Person (VIDEO)

Posted 04.06.2010 | Comedy

Standing cat is likely to elicit the response "he looks like people!" And for good reason. He looks like people. Especially at the 30-second point whe...

The Rocketeer Gets Pulled Over For Drunk Rocketeering (VIDEO)

Posted 04.06.2010 | Comedy

The Rocketeer has hit rock bottom. Who can blame him? All that Nazi-killing has taken a lot out of the guy. So if he wants to get loaded and do some r...

Craig Ferguson Debuts His Robot Sidekick, Geoff Peterson (VIDEO)

Posted 04.06.2010 | Comedy

If you haven't been watching Craig Ferguson lately, let's bring you up to speed. First, Craig's great. Second, Craig has wanted a robot sidekick for s...

How To Write A Nicholas Sparks Movie

Posted 04.06.2010 | Comedy

Nicholas Sparks stated that he has no contemporaries. No one else does what he does. He writes unpredictable love stories, not trashy run-of-the-mill ...

Food Shaped Like Itself (PHOTOS)

Posted 04.06.2010 | Comedy

Most of the food we eat doesn't really resemble what it was before we decided to eat it. It gets filleted or ground up or rolled into pretty little pi...

Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth: A Sequel To David After The Dentist? (VIDEO)

Posted 04.06.2010 | Comedy

You know how every now and then Hollywood spits out a sequel to a successful movie, but replaces the stars with new actors in the hopes of capitalizin...