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Entries by Dave Astor from 06/2009

Abraham Lincoln's Vegetarian Address

| Posted 06.04.2009 | Comedy

"Four score and seven meals ago my conscience brought forth to the anti-rebel north a new diet conceived in kindness and dedicated to the proposition that all animals are created equal.

A Preposterous Pre-Digital Primer

| Posted 06.10.2009 | Comedy

In the days before the internet, how did out-of-town journalists transmit typewritten stories to their editors? They folded the stories into paper airplanes and hurled them out of hotel windows.

Be an Ex-President Without Being President First!

| Posted 06.17.2009 | Comedy

There's the Star Trek solution of changing the time-space continuum, but I'm hesitant to recommend that because of the damage it might do to the Obamas' new White House vegetable garden.