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Entries by David Fagin from 02/2012

Appearances of Strange Isolated Jungle Tribe Linked to Facebook IPO

| Posted 02.02.2012 | Comedy

While many world-renowned scientists have attributed the mysterious recent appearances of the primitive Mashco-Piro tribe on the banks of a jungle riv...

This Week on Idol: Steven Tyler Accidentally Hits on Himself Looking in Mirror

| Posted 02.08.2012 | Comedy

Gazing into the full-length mirror left in the back of the room by a P.A. on a lunch break, Idol judge, Steven Tyler, accidentally took his own reflec...

How About a Hand for J.C. Penney C.E.O. Ron Johnson?

| Posted 02.14.2012 | Politics

We should take a moment and applaud Penney's commander-in-chief, for not so much as blinking in the wake of the political storm created by naming Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson.

GOP Candidates Unanimously Agree to Eliminate Facts From Future Debates

| Posted 02.17.2012 | Comedy

Hot-button issues, such as, "A woman's right to choose" will be watered down to the more fashionable, "A woman's right to Jimmy Choos."

Satan Enters GOP Presidential Race

| Posted 02.27.2012 | Comedy

"There were numerous times throughout history, I thought, 'Now is the time.' But after watching the complete debacle that is the GOP race, and reveling in the hypocrisy, lies, and downright evil being committed, I realized, this stuff is far better than anything we have going on down in Hell."