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Entries by David Macaray from 04/2012

Where Did Our Sense of Modesty Come From?

| Posted 04.04.2012 | Comedy

Unlike the evolution of horticulture or weaponry, the concept of modesty didn't evolve. It arrived on the scene fully developed. Either you believed your genitals needed to be concealed or you didn't. The following is a dramatization of that event.

We Invented Plastic Vomit and Artificial Dog Poo

| Posted 04.09.2012 | Comedy

Our plastic vomit and artificial dog poo -- iconic, time-honored staples of American humor -- are now being produced in China. While most people will shrug this off as no big deal, I see it differently, and it's not just about the economics.

They Want to Privatize the World

| Posted 04.12.2012 | Politics

One of the biggest con games going on right now is the sustained attack on the U.S. public school system. It's being perpetrated by predatory entrepr...

Casablanca: Movie Classic or Movie Farce?

| Posted 04.20.2012 | Moviefone

To be named Best Picture of 1943, Casablanca had to overcome some formidable competition. But despite the accolades, there are some gaps in this movie's pedigree.

Remind Me Again Why We Should Trust the Ivy League?

| Posted 04.24.2012 | Comedy

The lesson I take away from that stunning debacle in Iraq is this: We can't trust Ivy Leaguers. Why? Because virtually every civilian mistake in Iraq can be traced back to an Ivy League graduate.

Don't Send a Man to Do a Woman's Job

| Posted 04.30.2012 | Comedy
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If you try to defend or make excuses for the actions of Obama's Secret Service agents in Colombia (consorting with prostitutes), you're probably going to come off as a male chauvinist or worse.