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Entries by Domenick Scudera from 12/2011

I Demand an Apology!

| Posted 12.02.2011 | Gay Voices

I will make you a deal, Representative Bachmann. I pledge not to call you the b-word or a "liar," as long as you agree to stop belittling my life by referring to it as a "lifestyle."

Gay Introductions

| Posted 12.09.2011 | Gay Voices

When I introduce the man I love to other people at a holiday party, I cannot use the convenient title "husband" to explain who he is to me. There are many other options that I could use, but none of them is satisfactory. Here are a few.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 2.0

| Posted 12.16.2011 | Gay Voices

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names: "queer," "dickhead," "fruit," "fairy," "faggot," "ho-ho-homo," "retard," "douche," "gay," "tranny," "pussy," "sissy boy." They hit him and shoved him, and spit their reindeer spit on him.

Attack of the Christmas Zombies

| Posted 12.23.2011 | Gay Voices

Rick Perry, your religion and your holiday are not being persecuted. In fact, they have been part of my daily life for almost two months, whether I like it or not. So, get off your soapbox, go inside to your own church, and have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Baby New Year Is Gay

| Posted 12.30.2011 | Gay Voices

After a battery of tests, doctors have confirmed that the newborn is, in fact, homosexual. "Statistically, it was bound to happen," states the former Baby New Year of 2011. "After 2,011 heterosexual years, a gay one had to come along eventually."