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Entries by Eric Schmeltzer from 12/2007

Finally, Some Parity in the Party Primaries (Just Don't Ask Me to Try to Predict Them)

| Posted 12.11.2007 | Politics

The best-funded, establishment-choice candidates of both parties now find themselves in a dogfight.

The War (on Christmas) Is Over!

| Posted 12.14.2007 | Media

In occupied K-Mart, the provisional government decreed that all employees spread yuletide cheer by no longer wishing Happy Holidays to shoppers, but, instead, Merry Christmas. Those who do not get into the spirit will be shot.