Wallowing
"I'm not going to wallow in Watergate", Richard Nixon avowed in one of the iconic statements of the twilight of his Presidency (amateurs remember "I am not a crook"; true aficionados tend to side with "wallow"). But Tuesday's revelation that W. Mark Felt, the former number 2 man in J. Edgar Hoover's FBI was the source Woodward and Bernstein (or some market-savvy book editor) named after the most successful porn movie of all time has given us all an opportunity for one more wallow, perhaps our last.