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Entries by Jilly Gagnon from 01/2010

1-800-U-R-N-HELL

| Posted 01.13.2010 | Comedy

If you have a question about billing, please press 1. If you have a question about a child who has been possessed by the dark lord himself, please press 2. If you have a question about the nature of your enduring, ironically fitting punishment, please press 3.

Risky Business

| Posted 01.25.2010 | Comedy

Would you rather be sneezed on by a person with swine flu, or one with full-blown AIDS whose sneeze will contain blood, which blood will enter your eyes, and who also has a bad case of the ebola?