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Entries by John Baxter from 03/2012

Glenn Beck Slams ESPN for Violating ESPN's First Amendment Rights

| Posted 03.01.2012 | Comedy

In the wake of the recent Jeremy Lin/ESPN fiasco, right-wing pundit Glenn Beck continues to vent a torrent of manufactured rage against ESPN.

Kirk Cameron's Existence Makes Compelling Case Against Evolution

| Posted 03.07.2012 | Comedy

Said one noted anthropologist, "I'm suddenly finding it very difficult, ontologically speaking, to reconcile basic Darwinian principles with the idea that Kirk Cameron is extant."

Romney and Santorum Vie for Key "Working Class Conservatives Who Keep Voting for Right-Wing Politicians Who Hate the Working Class" Demographic

| Posted 03.15.2012 | Comedy

The campaign strategies of both Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are now aggressively targeting the all-important demographic of conservative working class voters who like Republicans who hate them.

Romney Deals Staggering Blow to Santorum's U.S. Pacific Island Territory Hopes by Taking Guam, American Samoa

| Posted 03.16.2012 | Comedy

Mitt Romney has walked away with Guam and American Samoa, and appears likely to wrestle the Northern Mariana Islands from Rick Santorum's grip as well.