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Entries by John Blumenthal from 04/2013

We Are Not Irrelevant! The RNC's Secret Memo to Republicans

| Posted 04.03.2013 | Comedy

Fellow Republicans: As you know, our party is in a wilderness right now so it is incumbent upon us to blast our way out of this jungle of doom with a veritable buckshot spray of repackaged ideas.

How Do You Relate to a Friend Who's a Technophobe?

| Posted 04.12.2013 | Technology

With one exception, all of my friends use computers. They also own smartphones. Most have an iPad, an iPod, a GPS, a Kindle or a Nook. They frequently shop on the Internet and use MapQuest. They have a Facebook page and get their news from the Web. Some play Words With Friends. The exception is Larry.

Paleo Man Debunks the Paleo Diet

| Posted 04.22.2013 | Comedy

Seriously? You've based a health diet on my eating habits? That's hilarious! Folks, a habit is something you do a lot. If I ate anything at all, it was a miracle.

If You Don't Have Kids, Don't Tell Me How To Raise Mine

| Posted 04.30.2013 | Fifty

My daughters are grown up now -- both of them in their mid-twenties, both well-adjusted and successful -- but I remember receiving a lot of unsolicited (and mostly misguided) advice and criticism from childless people regarding the way my wife and I were raising them.