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Entries by John Blumenthal from 05/2013

Dude, This Sequester Thing Is Gonna Be Awesome!

| Posted 05.03.2013 | Comedy

My dawg Dylan says we'll be able to smoke weed in public like anywhere, because they're gonna fire all the cops in town. Think about it, dude. No cops! No firemen either, so my posse can build a smokin' bonfire at the lake.

Remember Me, Amy? Reconnecting With Ex-Lovers On The Internet

| Posted 05.10.2013 | Fifty

Once upon a time, perhaps in high school or college or both, you had a very special sweetheart. Maybe two. Possibly eight. Whatever. At the time, you were madly in love with each of them. You did everything together, mostly sex. For some long-forgotten reason, you broke up. Now, 30 or 40 years later, you wonder whatever happened to them.

A Traveler's Worst Nightmare: Getting Sick on Vacation

| Posted 05.16.2013 | Travel

You've been looking forward to your European jaunt for months; you're all packed; you board the plane; you register at the hotel; you do some sightseeing; you eat dinner at a rooftop restaurant overlooking the city; the next morning you have a scratchy throat; by nightfall you have a fever.

The Worst Travel Guide Ever

| Posted 05.29.2013 | Comedy
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After all these adventures abroad you will be a seasoned traveler so forget bus tours and cruises. Instead, rent a car and drive the Autobahn from Japan to Florence, a city you will fall in love with because of its spectacular views of Mt. Kilimanjaro.