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Entries by John Marshall from 04/2009

G-20 Vows to Continue Recession Until Next World War

| Posted 04.03.2009 | Comedy

The G-20 Summit hammered out a feel-good manifesto stating that the best way to solve an economic crisis caused by spending money we don't have is by spending money we don't have.

New From Lil' Kim Jong Il!

| Posted 04.06.2009 | Comedy

First Puppy Addresses Nation

| Posted 04.13.2009 | Comedy

"Although not a rescue, as many of you had hoped, I did come from Ted Kennedy, and while I appreciate his service to the nation, I am pleased to no longer have to drive in a car with him."

"Vegetarian" Torture on the Table

| Posted 04.23.2009 | Comedy

After weeks of trying to decide exactly what distinguishes "torture" from the more socially acceptable practice of near drowning, government leaders are considering the sliding scale of morality employed by vegetarians.

Amazing Coincidences Between Phil Spector and Arlen Specter!

| Posted 04.29.2009 | Comedy

Phil Spector: Until now, was always the biggest wacko at the party
Arlen Specter: Until now, was in the party with the biggest wackos