There could be an inverse relationship between how much Republicans get laid and how much they support laying pipe in natural reserves.
Under said doctrine, the government will pay for basic necessities such as installing a tanning bed in the Governor's mansion, but not rape kits for victims of violent crimes.
Liberals all over are trying to figure out why McCain is dissing Spain and/or confusing Spain with Latin America. I have my own theories and here they are...
After his econ-immersion course, McCain's understanding of the economy will be as comprehensive, and as keen--if possible-- as Sarah Palin's view of Russia on a clear Alaskan day.