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Entries by Katie Halper from 01/2010

Tiger Woods: Get Thee to a Nunnery to Mend Your Swinging Ways!

| Posted 01.06.2010 | Comedy

Anyone who has ever been caught with his pants down knows it's easier to look up to Jesus than it is to squat down into a lotus position. Even Hume knows that as he is a sinner himself.

Liz Cheney Knows Racism When She Sees It (She Was Raised in It)

| Posted 01.11.2010 | Comedy

After years of supporting her racist father, Liz Cheney is finally calling out racism where she sees it -- in the words of Harry Reid.

This Week in Headlines

| Posted 01.14.2010 | Comedy

Michael Steele tries to appeal to the Republican base through racial slurs, saying: "Our platform is one of the best political documents that's been written in the last 25 years. Honest Injun on that."

Scott Brown Wants You To Date His Daughter: Here's How!

| Posted 01.22.2010 | Comedy

Scott Brown's victory was a truly historic moment. For the first time in recent history, a senator-elect announced the dating status of his daughters:...

How to Date a Corporation: Dating Rules for a Post-Citizens United World

| Posted 01.26.2010 | Comedy

katiehalper.com The Supreme Court recently determined that corporations are entitled to freedom of speech because they are legally persons. The ramif...

State Of The Union: Deep Twitter Thoughts on SOTU

| Posted 01.28.2010 | Comedy

Oh snap! McConnel's daughter was in the army. Can't say that about Sasha or Malia, can you Barack Obama! Boooyakashah!