iOS app Android app

Entries by Katie Schwartz from 12/2013

Welcome to My Shame Buffet of a Day

| Posted 12.19.2013 | Comedy

I hate driving in Los Angeles. People stop in the middle of the road, leaving miles of cars trapped behind them. When it rains or looks like it's going to rain, drivers panic, racing past other cars.

I Spy Rectal Disharmony

| Posted 12.21.2013 | Comedy

While in a coffee shop, I was sitting across from a couple. Their coy, yet attentiveness to each other made me think it was a first date. They chitcha...

T*ts on the Table

| Posted 12.31.2013 | Comedy

The meeting was going famously. I was on a roll when suddenly I felt one of the clasps on my bra rip. Oh, shit! Being an organically busty dame who wore bras that never made it through airport security, I knew the other clasps were not far behind.