So many people are worked up over Derek Jeter's win. Face it, the managers and coaches who vote spend about 12 seconds on their ballot, or about twice as long as I do when I vote for the Heisman.
Jenn Sterger, who supposedly received penis pix from Brett Favre, met with the NFL. Favre, meanwhile, announces he'll retire after this season. Is this his 8th retirement announcement or 9th?
Kevin Love of Minnesota scored 30 points and grabbed 30 rebounds in one game. It hadn't happened in 28 years. So what do you call 30 and 30 in the same game? "Playing against the Knicks."
Spoken like an agent. Cliff Lee's representative says there are a "multitude of teams" interested in his client. Translation: "Spend even more money, Yankees."
Portland's Greg Oden has morphed into Carl Pavano when he played for the Yankees. He's out for the season again with knee surgery. In his four NBA seasons, he has played just 82 games.
Tiger Woods did a radio interview with ESPN yesterday morning and he tweeted, "The best part about phone interviews is getting to wear shorts." With his history, at least he was wearing something.
So how's this LeBron thing working out in Miami? They lost at home to Indiana last night, 93-77. They are 8-6, a worse record than Miami had last year after 14 games.
It's never too early to start beating the drums. The agent for Plaxico Burress says two teams are interested when he gets out of jail. What, only two?