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Entries by Mark C. Miller from 10/2011

Test-a-Jew: How to Make Sure Your Date Is Really Jewish

| Posted 10.05.2011 | Comedy

Both Jewish? Make sure with Test-a-Jew Photo: Getty Images/PNC Back in high school, I had a crush on a Protestant girl, Joan Reid. She told me that ...

Nerd Sues Bully for Extorted Lunch Money 21 Years Later

| Posted 10.09.2011 | Comedy

"Just because you're great in sports and really handsome and get all the pretty girls doesn't mean you can pick on the less-fortunate geeks. Besides, one day one of those geeks might grow up and become successful enough to afford the very best lawyers and want payback."

Hungary to Change Its Name to "Full"

| Posted 10.16.2011 | Comedy
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After shifting toward multiparty democracy and a market-oriented economy, Hungarian citizens have plenty to eat and the hunger that plagued them for centuries appears to be a thing of the past.

5 Biggest Secrets Women Don't Want Men to Know

| Posted 10.26.2011 | Comedy

If a man enters a woman's public bathroom, he'll see an ordinary restroom. Only women, however, know the location of the secret sliding panel in each women's restroom that opens to reveal the hidden, deluxe section.

World's Most Luxurious Ambulance Service

| Posted 10.27.2011 | Comedy

"This is not your father's ambulance," remarked Platinum Ambulance president Roger Pelham, 43. "Everything from the tires to the engine to the hand-carved, imported mahogany interior is state-of-the-art."