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Entries by Mark Morford from 08/2009

Breaking: Paula Abdul Announces Alaska Gubernatorial Run

| Posted 08.05.2009 | Media

Abdul quickly announced she is offering a new, generous gift to all humanity: She will soon be running for governor of Alaska.

Top 10 Status Updates on the New Social Networking Site for Former Bush Staffers

| Posted 08.10.2009 | Comedy

Donald Rumsfeld is U R all dead to me. Reject my friend requests, oh yeah? I'll kill you all in your sleep. Kidding. OK, so not kidding.