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Entries by Mark Morford from 10/2009

Behold! Canada's Most Disgusting Export

| Posted 10.13.2009 | Green

Have you taken a peek lately into the eco nightmare that is Canada's monstrous, pollutive, disgusting hellholes of rapacious greed and pollution and destruction and sheer capitalistic joy?

Interracial marriage in Louisiana: Tastes like 1977

| Posted 10.18.2009 | Huffington Post

Coming out of pretty much nowhere and taking the jaded media and the even more exhausted populace by tepid surprise, that adorably dopey, semi-articul...

New iPhone app for fans of whipped monoglyceride!

| Posted 10.18.2009 | Technology

Industrial food titan and noted purveyor of swell toxins for most of humanity, ConAgra has introduced a new iPhone app, aimed at re-introducing the jo...

New Coke Mini - Now With 36% Less Cancerous Death!

| Posted 10.23.2009 | Comedy

In an unselfish effort to help you reduce -- but not eliminate because that would be un-American and possibly communist -- your intake of our sugary poisons, we are introducing a brand-new product.

Enough With the Whiny Vampires Already

| Posted 10.30.2009 | Entertainment

How much more can an exhausted pop culture take, after the Twilight phenom and its never-ending cavalcade of Walmart-ready tchotkes?