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Entries by Mark Morford from 04/2010

The KFC Double Down: One Sandwich To Kill You All (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

| Posted 04.11.2010 | Food

Behold, the KFC Double Down sandwich. It is, if you really want to know, two slabs of fried chicken intersliced with two pieces of bacon, two slabs of cheese, and the Colonel's "special sauce."

The Great Vatican Death Spiral

| Posted 04.14.2010 | Religion

Is it almost time? Can we finally start making preparations, send out a global Evite welcoming millions to a grand ritual down by the beach, a fantas...

37 Things Worse Than The KFC Double Down

| Posted 04.17.2010 | Food

Last week's column on the gut-clenching KFC Double Down got me thinking. What else can you shove into your body if you really despise yourself? Shall we list a few?

Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes!

| Posted 04.23.2010 | Comedy

Behold! A fresh danger prowls the land, a grand and treacherous question disguised as a quandary wrapped in a predicament slathered in body oil and leather cuffs and Cosabella thongs. Behold!

Which Illegal Hallucinogen Is Right for You?

| Posted 04.28.2010 | Healthy Living

Let's lay it out: According to a major new overview study, all of America's beloved wonderdrug antidepressants are essentially useless and don't really work worth a damn. Wait, that's not quite right.