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Entries by Mark Morford from 05/2010

San Francisco Values Save the World!

| Posted 05.14.2010 | Healthy Living

Would the spittle-flecked bipeds who write to me (or comment down below) and misspell "commy" and "sodimite" listen or care in the slightest? I already know the answer.

All Kneel Before the Devil Horns

| Posted 05.21.2010 | Entertainment

it is time for respect. It is time to raise the fist and light the lighter and, of course, make the sign. Oh, the sign. It is formidable indeed. It is the thing that will last forever. It has the power.

The Great BP Nuclear Stripper Terrorist Nun Oil Spill Conspiracy!

| Posted 05.25.2010 | Healthy Living

The spill, oh naive one, was not caused by anything so pedestrian as a failed shutoff valve. It is nothing so mundane as, you know, normal life. I mean, duh.

SPF 100 Is a Nefarious Lie (and Other Happy Truths)

| Posted 05.27.2010 | Healthy Living

It's just one of those things, one of those everyday, widespread consumer-oriented lies that have anchored themselves in the culture.