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Entries by Mark Morford from 05/2011

Hi! In Three Days You Will All Be Dead

| Posted 05.18.2011 | Comedy

Good news for you! All worries, over soon. All concerns laid to rest. Everything transformed in a white-hot eyeblink of OMG WTF into a lukewarm puddlepool of odious harp music, angel squeals and tepid moral pudding. I know, right? Finally!

Gay NASCAR Driver, Please Stand Up

| Posted 05.25.2011 | Sports

Look, right there. Did you see him? The one who just slam dunked? The one who tackled that receiver? The one who smashed that double to left center? Guess what? Yep. Totally gay.