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Entries by Mark Morford from 07/2011

2050, The Year We All Eat Each Other For Food

| Posted 07.07.2011 | Comedy

Here it is: A mere 40 years from now, the world population, which just recently reached a sweating, gasping seven billion, will be well over nine billion.

Please Protect the Innocent Conjugal Sex Fruit

| Posted 07.12.2011 | Politics

Not so many years ago, we laughed at a whole kookball buffet of socio-pathetic phenomena: Hummers as mutant status symbols. Promise rings. Gay meth-snorting megachurch pastors. Ahh, simpler times. It all seems so innocent now.

Get Over Here And Touch Me Now

| Posted 07.21.2011 | Healthy Living

Aside from the obvious pleasure a gentle human touch can bring, scientists are now discovering valid scientific benefits to such interaction.

Psst, Wanna Kill a Scimitar-Horned Oryx?

| Posted 07.27.2011 | Huffington Post

Have you heard of these places? Giant ranches where giant men pay giant fees to be driven in luxury SUVs out onto huge swaths of privately owned property in order to shoot carefully bred and relatively tame creatures who never had a chance in the first place?