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Entries by Mark Morford from 11/2011

Seven Billion Ways to Swallow God

| Posted 11.02.2011 | Comedy

Do you hear "world population hits seven billion" and recoil like a good misanthrope, a jaded cynic, seeing only strained resources and lots and lots of pain and suffering?

Real Homophobes Don't Google

| Posted 11.09.2011 | Gay Voices

I see you there, mumbling angrily at how New York has had legal gay marriage for four whole months and so far, no hellfire, chaos, no petrified Christian children melting into goo in the streets.

9 Festive Uses for Pepper Spray

| Posted 11.30.2011 | Comedy

Toddlers. Oh, they think they're so cute. They think they're so important, what with claiming to be... what was it again? Right. "The future." I mean, please.