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Blog Entries by Mark Morford from 11/2011

Seven Billion Ways to Swallow God

| Posted 11.02.2011 | Comedy
Read More: Population Growth, Population Starvation, 7 Billion Population, Seven Billion People, Water Shortage Population, Human Progress Population, Overpopulation Resources, Natural Resources Population, Comedy News

Do you hear "world population hits seven billion" and recoil like a good misanthrope, a jaded cynic, seeing only strained resources and lots and lots of pain and suffering?

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Real Homophobes Don't Google

| Posted 11.09.2011 | Gay Voices
Read More: Google, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Time Warner, Amicus Brief, Gay Rights, Homophobia, Dadt, Doma, Gay Marriage, Defense of Marriage Act, Gay Voices News

I see you there, mumbling angrily at how New York has had legal gay marriage for four whole months and so far, no hellfire, chaos, no petrified Christian children melting into goo in the streets.

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9 Festive Uses for Pepper Spray

| Posted 11.30.2011 | Comedy
Read More: Charlie Sheen, Honda Civic, Lululemon Athletica, Muslims, John Pike, Rick Santorum, Pepper Spray, Bank Bailout, Uc Davis Pepper Spray, Cocaine, Comedy News

Toddlers. Oh, they think they're so cute. They think they're so important, what with claiming to be... what was it again? Right. "The future." I mean, please.

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