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Blog Entries by Mark Morford from 01/2013

The Good, Hard Spanking of 2012

| Posted 01.07.2013 | Comedy
Read More: 50 Shades of Grey, Hubble Telescope, 2012 Election, Gun Control, Mysteries, 2012 Apocalypse, Mayan Calendar, Global Warming, Satire, Comedy, Comedy News

Is it not refreshing? Is it not all kinds of wonderful to be reminded that all the spittle-flecked hate and hissing resentment in the world still can't defeat intelligence, wisdom, flawed but honest integrity?

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Moderation Is for Hippies

| Posted 01.09.2013 | Comedy
Read More: Moderation, Gun Control, Climate Change, Violent Video Games, Extreme Weather, Republican Party, Honey Boo Boo, Global Warming, Extremism, Comedy News

It's true, isn't it? Moderation is a joke. Moderation is un-American. Moderation in any healthy, compassionate sense in this year of our extremely hot and imminently riotous 2013 is nothing short of a goddamn modern miracle.

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Four More Years, oh Thank God

| Posted 01.23.2013 | Politics
Read More: Mitt Romney, Four More Years, Gratitude, Obama Inauguration, Barack Obama, Politics News

How many times have you, have I, have we all collectively said, felt, or muttered under our breath, maybe at dinner, maybe sitting next to conservative or hyper-Christian family members over the holidays -- oh dear God, can you imagine if McCain were president right now?

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Godless Liberal Sickos Win Again

| Posted 01.30.2013 | Politics
Read More: Southern Values, Catholic Church, Immigration Reform, Women in Combat, Liberals, Abortion Rights, Dadt, Racism, Gay Marriage, Politics News

The infamous "culture wars" officially declared in the Reagan era and then hissed forth through the years by everyone from George W. Bush to Rick Warren are essentially over.

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