"We've tried everything," his trainer said. "Plugs, blogs, GaffEx, repunctuation, Jon Stewart -- nothing's worked. At this point, it's the humane thing to do."
Even with the stuff from your own bio that you wove in, your speech was, at best, reliable boilerplate, and at worst, a reminder that the idea of your candidacy is so far way more exciting than the experience of it.
As a Republican Strategist, when I say that Cheney should immediately resign, my words won't be merely partisan punditry; they'll be a crie de coeur, a selfless call to conscience. When I proclaim that any '08 hopeful will be dead meat in the general election unless he splits from the President on Iraq, my position won't be dismissable as DNC talking points; it will be proof that the right's stranglehold on the center has ended.
What would it take for "Today" to pay as much attention to the silent coup that lied us into Iraq -- Wolfowitz in a platinum wig?
If John Boehner and Roy Blunt can prevent the nonbinding House resolution against the Iraq escalation from passing, then that jihadist will completely forget the cell phone number of that Russian while doing a Sodoku.
"Please tell me what one word best describes your impression of George W. Bush." That question - asked periodically by the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press - is always a polling goldmine.
Video of the newly hairless President was captured on a cellphone by a patron at a Tysons Corner, Virginia Applebee's and posted on the website TMZ.com.
At the National Press Club this week, an affable panel of White House correspondents agreed with moderator Tony Snow that journalists are being unfairly singed by bloggers for failing to do their jobs, because the blogosphere just doesn't get what journalists are supposed to do. And just what is it they're supposed to do?
The escalation is not going to work. Believing otherwise is magical thinking. The only question is how to play a truly lousy hand to achieve the least bad outcome. So what are the Democrats afraid of?
