Same-sex couples have been discriminated against for all too long in this country, so let's celebrate when we can. How can we not be joyous of a couple's right to have a state-sanctioned wedding, and show our joy and respect with a gift, no matter their previous marital history?

Do you like to take huge risks? Do you think his answer will be, "I do!" If you answered "yes" to both questions, then (surprise!) I'm actually all for this form of public display of devotion. On the other hand...

As soon as I heard these off-the-wall charges that the Girl Scouts "are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood" with First Lady Michelle Obama as their sergeant-in-arms, I went right out to stock up on Thin Mints, Samoas, and Do-si-dos.