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Entries by The Sportsman's Daily from 04/2009

Obama Asks Michigan State Spartan Coach to Step Down

| Posted 04.07.2009 | Comedy

Tom Izzo to announce his resignation early Wednesday, as the administration gives team failing grades for their feeble fourth quarter turnaround efforts.

Two-Legged Modesto Man Disqualified from One-Legged Ass-Kicking Contest

| Posted 04.09.2009 | Comedy

The disqualification sparked a huge outcry among Addison's modest yet vocal contingent of supporters, three of whom were in attendance to protest the decision.

Alex Rodriguez Lays Groundwork for Initial Public Offering

| Posted 04.14.2009 | Comedy

In between rehabbing his hip and working the MILF circuit, Alex Rodriguez spent a wild weekend with several out-of-work investment bankers who convinced A-Rod of his potential value as a publicly traded company.

Detroit Lions Fan Claims Team's 0-16 Record as "Total Loss" on Tax Filing

| Posted 04.15.2009 | Comedy

Owner and operator of a small print shop, 58 year old Hal Abrams insists the team's woes had a direct, albeit difficult to measure, correlation on his slumping business.

Fear of Swine Flu Outbreak Quelled by Giants' Late Game Rally

| Posted 04.28.2009 | Comedy

The image of the sneezing, visibly shivering little girl was seconds away from inciting mass panic...when suddenly, Fred Lewis cracked a lead-off single.