As an ode to the wisest of all cookies -- aside from the Fig Newton -- we cracked open a lifetime's worth* of fortune cookies to investigate which sound the funniest... in bed!! Because that's what people say to be hilarious.
Your journey from Schraderbrau-swilling simpleton to master chemist of cocktails has just begun.
Because let's face it, fast food just isn't that cheap anymore.
Notorious, insane cases of people who bit the dust thanks to food and drink.