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Entries by Tim Mattingly from 02/2013

Beaver Friends

| Posted 02.10.2013 | Comedy

I, for one, would find a job where I could hang out with my beaver friends all day. Or I would just adopt the lifestyle of a wild beaver and live at the dam. Or I would build my own dam next to them.

An Easy Question for Fans of Breakfast Cereal, a Difficult Question for Fans of Being Lazy

| Posted 02.14.2013 | Comedy

Don't get me wrong, cereal is delicious. I love it. But my consistent consumption of it hinges almost completely upon the fact that I am too lazy to take the time to make anything more substantial.

A Job-Seekers Guide to Employment in the Star Wars Universe

| Posted 02.21.2013 | Comedy

In the off chance that you ever find yourself in a galaxy far, far away and in search of a decent job, I've compiled this list to help you figure out which profession might be best for you.

The Bright Side of Sequesters and Cliffs

| Posted 02.25.2013 | Comedy

As the threat of the so-called "financial sequester" looms nearer and nearer, we should all try to look on the bright side: We are getting way better at coming up with cool names for financial crises.