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Entries by Trey Ellis from 02/2012

Irresistible Newt

| Posted 02.01.2012 | Comedy

President Gingrich, as soon as Air Force One touched down on my hot, tropical tarmac I shuddered. I knew that I was lost. As the gleaming jet's door opened and you stood there on the top of the stairs, your ermine robe jauntily draped over your adorably hunched soft shoulders.

Seamus Speaks!

| Posted 02.22.2012 | Comedy

What's Master doing with my crate? He looks so powerful and handsome hoisting it onto the roof, not even one raven lock out of place. Perhaps he's using my carrier as additional storage for our trip.