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Entries by Waldo Mellon from 12/2012

Mister Doomygloomydoomypuss

| Posted 12.05.2012 | Comedy

Hey Waldo, I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I can see something ain't right. Just look around.

The Girl on the Veranda

| Posted 12.31.2012 | Arts

Compared to real life, fantasy life is a cinch. Look! There's me tackling a kidnapper! And there I am kissing Susan Sarandon as she hands me my Oscar! And look at that convoy of ambulances carrying stretchers-full of mourners who have collapsed at my funeral from over-crying.