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Entries by Will Durst from 09/2011

The GOP Pledge Drive

| Posted 09.02.2011 | Comedy

Anybody who plans on getting up close and personal with a Republican candidate in the near future might want to carry an oath-repelling umbrella because pledges are raining down like frog parts after a methane gas explosion in the amphibian wing of an aquarium.

Red Meat Slam Dance

| Posted 09.10.2011 | Comedy

The 8 challengers for his mantle didn't just break the Gipper's 11th Commandment this week, "Thou shall not speak ill of other Republicans," they stomped on it with football cleats and shoved it down a sewer grate with a broken rake handle.

Hot Dog Time

| Posted 09.16.2011 | Comedy

Okay, so we're broke. Not "have to stretch to next payday" broke. Really broke. Our accounts are overdrawn, the credit cards are maxed out and if that's China on the phone, tell them we just stepped out. Yes, again.

Trickle-Up Economics

| Posted 09.23.2011 | Comedy

It's all a dance, really. A Democratic president summons the gumption to call for higher taxes on the rich and Republicans cry like third graders having their ice cream taken away and given to the neighbor's dog.

Prom Queen Anguish

| Posted 09.30.2011 | Comedy

Nothing entices a hormonally imbalanced freshman like flouncing down a crowded hall laughing through a gaggle of friends with a flip of the pony-tail and nary a backwards glance. Of course, a short skirt doesn't hurt. Same holds true in politics.