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Entries by Will Durst from 04/2012

Angrier Birds

| Posted 04.16.2012 | Comedy

The Republican primaries and Angry Birds share several basic characteristics: both are infuriatingly frustrating, defy physics and logic as we know them and can instantly turn into terminally addictive pastimes.

Shaking the Fleas off the Dog

| Posted 04.20.2012 | Comedy

We're entering general election territory, so anything Mitt Romney might have said up during the primary... no longer applies. We're beginning anew. Reshuffling the deck. The winter of our discontent has been made glorious summer by this Son of Dork.

Precisely Pivoting Polls

| Posted 04.27.2012 | Comedy

The two campaigns are poised to pivot like a fat kid on roller skates clutching an expiring candy store coupon based on whatever data they receive from their intensely studied focus groups of potential voters.