Hillary's Veep. Bill. (Belichick, That Is)

It's a Dream Team. They'll get along great. "I'm a fighter," she keeps telling us, and so is he. Hillary (throw-the-kitchen-sink, play any card you've got, race, gender, ethnicity, "as far as I know,") and Bill (it's not against the rules as I understand them to tape the opposing team's signals.) Bill B. even caused a change in the rules. Under his supervision, his defenders so effectively mugged the Los Angeles Rams receivers in the Super Bowl in 2002, while the officials were confused on what to call, the following season the NFL redefined the mugging of receivers.

Not that Barack has actually been mugged by Hillary. She's just giving him a crash course in Karl Rove 101. Or Belichick 101. I do love the two of them together. Both present themselves as intellectuals in their fields, and for all the attempts to lighten up Hillary, the SNL stuff and all, and the reports from friends that Bill B. isn't so grim when you get to know him, it would be compelling, serious Hillary and serious Bill B., stalking the election sidelines in matching hooded sweatshirts.

Then there's the soap opera of it, the way they both understand how to create melodrama, Did she weep on cue, does her voice break as needed? Will he shake hands with his surrogate son who left him for a better job? Hillary and Bill B., two operators who suck the air out of the room, and take the media with them. Made for each other. Hillary, the front runner, "inevitable," who saw her lead disintegrate. And Bill B., also "inevitable," working on an undefeated season. They already had the T-shirts run off for the Patriots. Hillary, not publicly acknowledging the primaries she had lost, no concession speeches from the fighter. And Bill B., well, Hillary could learn something from Bill B. here. Post-game, after one of the biggest upsets in Super Bowl history, he said coldly, "They made a few more plays than we did."

Let's get these folks together on the ticket. Oh, I know she's trailing. But they're both experts on moving the goal posts.

Comments

[ignrnthllblly]

Sorry. Bad idea. Bill's got ACTUAL experience, Avery, and you can't make him cry. What Hillary really needs is the public relations firm of Manning, Manning, and Manning. They could pair her with a dominating defensive end or a (to be) cast-off running back and she'd be (undeserving) MVP quicker than you could say, "The cat's in the bag!"

[TJinSoCal]

um... Los Angeles Rams? In 2002? They moved to St. Louis in 1995...
Since your bio lists you as a big Giants fan, obviously there's no football outside of rooting for the Giants and hating the Patriots. And I'm from San Diego... We can't stand the Patriots or that insufferable Manning...

[LondonTownNY]

Hillary Clinton supporters = The Left Side of the Bell Curve. On the critical issues of the day, HRC supporters take the First Family of LYING at their word. Any critique or legitimate inquiry of Senator Clinton is labeled an attack.

EXPERIENCE: Don't ask Hillary any questions. Take her at her word. She has 35 years of experience living in the Arkansas Governor's Mansion & the Whitehouse. She only worked in the public sector less than 1 year for the Children's Defense Fund, yet Marian Wright Edelman, CDF Founder, does not endorse Hillary's campaign. Hillary makes it the center piece of her experience rather than the 14 years working at Arkansas most corrupt law firm, The Rose Law Firm, who's partners Hubbell & Foster were indicted and committed suicide respectively during the last Clinton Administration. Her key campaign personnel have ties to UNION BUSTING & WAR PROFITEERS.

JUDGMENT: On the two most critical issues, HILLARY was wrong and handled them poorly. She voted along with Bush/Cheney & the Neo-cons on the WAR. She did not even read the NEI Report. When Hillary was entrusted with HEALTH CARE REFORM during the last Clinton Administration, she ran a closed door process, alienated the opposition demonizing her opponents. Her involvment was perceived, rightfully so, as an abject failure.

CAMPAIGN: Her campaign is a top down operation, was over funded yet she and her operatives wasted most of her supporters funds. This illustrates horrible management and chief executive skills. Now she is fighting a losing campaign despite having the Mainstream Media & Military Industrial Complex supporting her, she has lost 30 states, had to cheat (evidence of widespread voter fraud in New York and severe undercounrting, in her "home state" to stretch the margins. Yet she wants Americans to trust her with running this country and the largest economy in the world? Gimme a break. Her campaign is a gender and race baiting ruse designed to appeal to the intellectually under noruished. .

INCOME TAXES/TRANSPARENCY: Despite having no family business, just a "philanthropic" enterprise, the Clinton Global Initiative, the Clintons have accumulated a vast fortune since leaving the Whitehouse, through dirty deals with corrupt foreigners trying to buy access to power around the planet. Hence, Hillary's failure to release her tax returns from the last several years is FRAUDULENT and an effort to deceive the American people about the deals that she and Bill have made in an effort to PRE-SELL ACCESS to the next Clinton Administration. This is the reason her campaign is engaging in scorched earth tactics, if Hillary loses, the total corruption will be exposed as the stuff of legends. Her "inevitable" candidacy will have deceived most of her high powered investors and exposed her and Bill for the shape shifting political whores that they are.

SCANDALS: She wants Americans to give her the benefit of the doubt on all of the "accomplishments" of the Clinton years, but wants them to forget and absolve Hillary of any knowledge or responsibility for the deception, fraud, manipulation that occured while she was there. And she wants the majority of Americans to believe that she had no knowledge of Bill's history of sexual abuse, harassment and rape of women less powerful.

BILL & HILLARY CLINTON: A History Lesson. History does not LIE. Clintons do.
Memling Index, Bill & Hillary Clinton's Recent Meteoric Rise in Wealth: http://www.thememlingindex.com/hillary_clinton_net_worth-wealth.html
Clinton Scandals: http://prorev.com/wwindex.htm
Clinton Myth: http://prorev.com/clintonmyth.htm
Clinton Legacy: http://prorev.com/legacy.htm
Clinton Legacy: http://clinton-legacy.org/
Clinton Pardons: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy
How Hillary Clinton Betrayed the Children's Defense Fund for Political Gain: http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/editorblog/034
Are You Listening Hillary? President Rape Is Who He Is by Andrea Dworkin: http://www.andreadworkin.com/hillary/index.html
Why Do [Some] Feminists Support Clinton? http://www.feminista.com/archives/v2n11/clinton.html

[CatsPajamas]

But don't you dare question Obama about Rezko OR his minister, OR his wife not willing to support whomever the Democratic nominee is OR her finally being proud of America for the first time in her life! Those topics are out of bounds! Assuming you're a Dem and not a Republican troll (perhaps a very big assumption), for you to bring up Bill's consensual relationships and toss in sexual abuse, harassment and rape shows just how scary desperate you are! And the ridiculous "History Does Not LIE" statement: You DO know that PEOPLE who have power write history, don't you? I daresay that women and minorities who lived in the United States in the 1700s and 1800s wouldn't find our history books to represent them accurately. God, grow up!

[ChaucerDaisy]

Perfect metaphor to describe Hillary's attitude and actions toward winning at all costs: Belichick.
Perceptive, funny and scary.

[CatsPajamas]

Obama's supporters hold him high above the fray while they get down and dirty slinging mud. I mean, it wasn't GW himself who told the South Carolina voters that John McCain fathered a black baby, it was his henchmen, I mean supporters, who spread that message. I wish Obama would decry the comments made by the majority of the Huffopo skulkers ... but I won't hold my breath.

[Nommo]

Barack Peyton? Hussein Strahan Umenyiora? Obama Tyree?