All right, Governor Palin, I'm going to hell. And do you know what really hurts? You don't care. A God-liking lady such as yourself should have some compassion, no?
Here's what you said to Ryan D'Agostino in this month's Esquire:
Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me....I'll tell you, yesterday the Anchorage Daily News, they called again to ask -- double-, triple-, quadruple-check -- who is Trig's real mom....And I thought, Okay, more indication of continued problems in the world of journalism.
Bloggers are the vanguard of today's media landscape. They do the heavy lifting, reporting the outlier stories folks wouldn't otherwise get, the ones that metastasize into the warts-and-all truth of modern life. No one likes bloggers who lie, but you have not had a problem with lies being told about you. Quite the opposite.
So church lady, you got some of that you-betcha God love to spare? I mean, come now guv. WTF? You've got zero Christian feeling for bloggers or anyone else who doesn't share your worldview. We're not all God's soldiers. That's the real issue.
Sure, bloggers (and let's not forget the tabloids) made fun of your handicapped child and questioned whether or not he was your kid. Sure, bloggers howled with laughter (and whooped it up on their sites) when you made those dumbass comments about Russia. And it's true bloggers pretty much made Troopergate happen, figured out (then amplified) the whole you cheating on your husband thing, the abuses of power, hubby-as-proxy-guv, the lies, your habit of doling out sweetheart jobs to elementary school sweethearts, your teenage daughter's pregnancy, the shotgun marriage, and God (really, don't you think?) knows what else.
Sarah, you big hottie, don't be annoyed with bloggers. So they have no sense of decorum. Neither do you. Without bloggers you would not have such an excellent roadmap to a better you. Think about it that way. Some of us are meaner than others, but all we want from you is, well, for you to become a good person. Tall order, I know, but it's the Lord's truth.
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So, in case you missed the story, Sarah Palin auctioned off a dinner with herself for charity recently on eBay. The winner was one Ms....
Hey, Sarah, can you see EMMONAK from your house????????
A Cry for Help from Rural Alaska. Is Anyone Listening?
14 01 2009
Four days ago, a cry for help went out via the Bristol Bay Times. Many of us have known that residents of Alaska’s rural villages are having a hard winter. The weather has been unusually cold, and prices of heating oil and gasoline have been astronomical. Add to that a disastrous collapsing salmon fishery in Bristol Bay that left residents in that area heading in to winter with less than usual, and you have the makings for a humanitarian disaster..
So, what is the State of Alaska doing to help its citizens as they face these conditions of scarcity that are beyond what many of us can imagine? The answer is, nothing. According to Mr. Tucker the lack of heating oil and food and the resulting threat to life did not count as an emergency to the State of Alaska.
From the Mudflats blog, crossposted to HuffPo at this location: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/a-cry-for-help-from-rural_b_157997.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghFTVBoKgcI
They so don't get the "once it's on The Net, it's out there for everyone to see, forever" thing.
Guv, you'd better think twice about running for ANYTHING outside of Alaska because every interview you've given, everytime your mug was in front of a camera or a microphone is out there on The Net waiting...for you.
You want to run for something in 2012? Good! Because those interviews with Couric and Gibson will be waiting for you, as well as that interview with that Right-wing hack doing that documentary. And by the way, somewhere at CBS and ABC is all of the raw footage of those interviews. Waiting to show up on YouTube.
They didn't have to splice and edit your interviews, except for camera positions.
They just pointed the cameras and microphones at you...and BOOM!!!
You torpedoed McCain's campaign YOURSELF.
Every time you opened your yap and let your ignorance fly....people made donations to Obama's campaign. People called their friends and asked them "Are you sure you want THAT a heart-beat away from the Presidency?". People asked themselves, "What the hell am I thinking?!"
Sarah, you and your hubby professed your hatred of the United States by joining up with that seperatist group.
Apparently you were planning to destroy our country from the inside.
Thanks for letting us see who you are.
Now go the frack away, please.
You're done. You're so last year.
You, like Ann Coulter, are OBSOLETE.