06/23/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Glee to Create Spin-Off from Terrible Glee Audition Footage

In entertainment news, Glee executives have announced that they plan to create a spin-off of the popular musically-infused show with all the terrible footage the country-wide Glee auditions have produced. The new Glee spin-off will feature hours of people's desperate attempts to laughably resemble the obviously very talented cast of Glee.

"As of now, we just have a plethora of material--really, God awful material," said Glee executive, Mark Stummers. "We're not quite sure what the motive will be for the new Glee show, but it can either be a source of hysterical laughter for viewers, or just a vehicle to possibly discourage future participants who are more tone deaf than Helen Keller. Either way, we will make millions."

According to sources, the spin-off will also interview the parents and friends of the most untalented performers, in an attempt to understand why they continue to support such unrealistic, and pathetic career pursuits.

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