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Ben Cohen

Posted: January 27, 2010 02:13 PM

Dear ESPN, Please Fire Paul Shirley

What's Your Reaction:

Paul Shirley, one time decent basketball player and full time major league douchebag, has penned perhaps the most offensive thing ever written.

And that's including Mein Kampf and Leviticus.

In the wake of one of the worst humanitarian crisis in modern history, the loathsome Shirley thought it would be a good idea to lecture Haitians on being poor, living in an earthquake zone, and having too many children. Equating Haitians to 'homeless people on the street', Shirley says he won't donate to Haiti because 'I don't think the people of Haiti will do much with my money either'.

Instead of sympathy, Shirley would like Haitians to read the following letter from him posted on www.flipcollective.com:

Dear Haitians -


First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it's possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World


By the rest of the world, Shirley must be talking only about other monstrous pricks like him born without human empathy or intelligence.

Shirley's diatribe is much like a Sarah Palin speech -- full of words and ideas but without any semblance of logic or rationale. It's kind of like a nasty school boy explaining why it's OK to torture animals and smaller children (because they are weak and deserve it).

Shirley believes that Haitians should be blamed for their predicament because, well, they chose to live in Haiti:

If forced to do so through logic-colored glasses, no one would look at Haiti and think, "You know what? It was a great idea to put 10 million people on half of an island. The place is routinely battered by hurricanes (in 2008, $900 million was lost/spent on recovery from them), it holds the aforementioned title of poorest nation in the Western hemisphere, and it happens to sit on a tectonic fault line."

You could probably ascribe this logic to celebrities who have chosen to live in mudslide prone Malibu, but not to an island of former slaves who have been subjected to hundreds of years of imperial violence, robbery and exploitation. Haiti is not poor because it wants to be. It is poor because the West made it so. We've also been committed to installing vicious dictators to ensure favorable trading policy with the island in recent times, so the argument that they should 'stop blaming the past' is equally ridiculous. Yes, they could do more to stamp out greed, corruption and human rights abuses. But then so should we, so it's kind of meaningless.

Did Shirley say anything similar about 9/11? Did the dead have it coming because they chose to work in buildings that were prone to attack from errant passenger jets? Did they deserve to burn to death because they lived in America, the country responsible for preemptively invading two Muslim nations and exploiting others for oil?

The notion is simply ridiculous -- innocent people don't deserve to die because their country does bad things. But then Shirley is a ridiculous person.

Going through Shirley's attempt at a thoughtful article (on his twitter page, he wrote: "Remember - only trying to make ppl think") is like listening to Michelle Malkin extol the virtues of racial profiling -- painful and slightly embarrassing.

But it's worth it in order to 1. Debunk his vicious lies, and 2. Stop the man from ever being paid to write again.

Shirley writes a weekly column for ESPN.com on popular music, and is presumably paid for his services. As a decent and reputable company, ESPN should immediately take Shirley off their payroll and never let him publish under their brand again. You can contact ESPN here.

Ultimately, his rant is an insight into the twisted mind of a sociopath, and someone, preferably a family member, really should check in on him before he does himself or another person some damage.

And in the mean time, any company paying him to write should stop.

Update: ESPN has just fired Paul Shirley.

Update: ESPN has just fired Paul Shirley. Amen.

Ben Cohen is the Editor of TheDailyBanter.com and founder of BanterMediaGroup.com

 

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danaCreative
Freelance writer/blogger.
09:39 AM on 01/29/2010
Excellent column and I couldn't agree with you more. I found Shirley's blog to be so utterly offensive, I was compelled to write him the following: http://bit.ly/ps_letter
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Johnism96
06:17 PM on 01/28/2010
Wow as a Liberal I am appalled. Not at Paul Shirleys article but about your call to have a man fired. FREE SPEECH!!! Ever heard of it. Could he have shown more compasion? Absolutely. Did he make some valid points? Absolutely. We continue to rebuild in places we know are going to be destroyed. And when it is destroyed we hold out our hand for others to make it right again. Unfortunely poor people are usually the last people that can get out of a bad situation. I personally do not blame the Hatians and I think Shirley's anger was misguided. He was just using the old republican motto of pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and leave my money alone. Repubs have said worse about our own citizens. Insensative as his article was he shouldn't be fired for having an opinion.
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danaCreative
Freelance writer/blogger.
09:43 AM on 01/29/2010
Johnism96,

Free speech does not mean you are protected from the consequences of your words. Free speech is Shirley's ability to post his blog and not have the government shut down the web site. It does not mean, however, that he should be immune from any action or criticism following the posting of his blog.

Just as radio personalities are liable for the words they say on the air, anyone who is paid to write is liable for what he or she writes in any public forum. ESPN was correct in firing Shirley for his offensive diatribe.
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Republitarian
I own US corporations.
05:42 PM on 01/28/2010
Wow, where do I even begin? Save the Dixie Chicks! Dissent is patriotic!

You libs are all about free speech until you hear something yo don't like.

"perhaps the most offensive thing ever written."

Laughable.

"And that's including Mein Kampf and Leviticus."

There's that liberal tolerance of religion.
11:50 AM on 01/28/2010
Guys it's so much worse than you think. The full letter contains statements like this:

"What is alarming, I think, is the sometimes illogical frenzy toward casting those affected by the earthquake as helpless, innocent souls who were placed on the island of Hispaniola by an invisible force."

So.....he really thinks Haitians elected to move to Hispaniola, unaware of the fact that socipaths like himself depopulated the island's original inhabitants with genocide and then repopulated it with slaves.....who were in fact placed on the island... Oh God.
09:58 AM on 01/28/2010
What about the "ROVING AMBASSADOR" that Haiti has. He scammed they say millions from the poor.
WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?
WHERE ARE THE NEWS COLUMNS?
WHERE IS THE MEDIA?
I guess an op-ed is more outrageous.
How phoney !
07:37 AM on 01/28/2010
Just to make sure I understand:

So you think it's OK to mock the Bible and laugh about the Holocaust/Mein Kampf but you are upset about Shirley's letter to Haiti?

Awesome consistency on the part of liberals, as always. Mock a Haitian, get fired. Mock religious people/Jews and the liberals chuckle...
02:10 PM on 01/28/2010
calling mein kampf "one of the most offensive things ever written" is somehow making fun of the holocaust and mocking jews? only in the mind of the disingenuous rethug is there any logic in this.

and when it comes to biblical fairy tales up against real people suffering- yeah, i'd say the haitian thing is much worse.
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Republitarian
I own US corporations.
05:46 PM on 01/28/2010
"calling mein kampf "one of the most offensive things ever written" is somehow making fun of the holocaust and mocking jews?"

Comparing Hitler's plan for exterminating Jews it to the Torah (Leviticus) is what he was talking about, genius.
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Michael Rowe
Author and Journalist
03:50 PM on 01/28/2010
Actually, Israel, you still don't understand, so keep trying.

If, at any time, any desperately poor, living citizens of the Bible are decimated by an earthquake, you can be sure we will be outraged as well if Mr. Shirley mocks them. Likewise "religious people," whatever that means. And as for "mocking the Bible," well, the Bible is a book, not an island full of descendants of slaves who have been kept in poverty and exploited for over 200 years. If you don't see the difference, you don't see much at all.

In the meantime, being offended by Mr. Shirley's horrific comments about the desperately poor people of Haiti who are suffering in a way that entitled Americans will never, ever have to, has nothing to do with being "liberal," it has to do with being a human being capable of empathy. There's a medical term for people whose pathology is derived from an almost-total lack of empathy or identification with their fellow man. You might look it up.
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Republitarian
I own US corporations.
05:44 PM on 01/28/2010
Nice moral relativism Michael. But it would have been much shorter just to write, "do as I say, not as I do."
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jimmyjimmy07
02:49 AM on 01/29/2010
perfect response
12:41 AM on 01/28/2010
"It is poor because the West made it so."

I'm still blown away by this comment. Have a look at the amount of UN aid that comprises Haiti's government expenditure. The reality is the inverse of what you present it to be.
02:13 PM on 01/28/2010
pick up a history book sometime.
12:18 AM on 01/28/2010
What an overblown response. Shirley, while crass, is correct about much of what he writes. Overpopulation is a problem for Haiti. Aid should include efforts to address this otherwise their problems will worsen.
12:16 AM on 01/28/2010
"It is poor because the West made it so."

Recent research shows the importance of cognitive ability to macroeconomic outcomes.

Populations show different average levels, which robustly predict economic performance.

'The impact of smart fractions, cognitive ability of politicians and average competence of peoples on social development' Rindermann et al Talent Development & Excellence
Vol. 1, No. 1, 2009, 3-25
02:16 PM on 01/28/2010
you're kind of assuming that all people start on equal ground there, rush.
10:31 PM on 01/27/2010
I haven't seen anyone this angry since Bob Cesca, congrats
08:08 PM on 01/27/2010
His logic is not entirely flawed. You cannot say there is no reasoning behind it. He mentions rebuilding New Orleans. My father is a civil engineer, and said the same thing about rebuilding New Orleans. It was foolish, because while a few of the older districts sit on high ground, the majority of them are below sea level and require intricate works of engineering to maintain. If we are committed to rebuilding Haiti, then we must be committed to rebuilding Haiti right.
whitebeach
Hey, buddy, can you spare a micro-bio?
08:30 PM on 01/27/2010
Of course his logic is flawed, and so is your father's. More than half of New Orleans is above sea level, and the town has been there for nearly three hundred years. Many great seaports, not surprisingly, are at sea level. Rotterdam is even more below sea level than New Orleans. Should the Dutch abandon it? There is hardly a habitable spot on earth that isn't vulnerable to some natural disaster. Even places like St. Louis. In that area, the worst series of earthquakes in recorded North American history struck back in 1811-12. If it happens again tomorrow, should we say don't rebuild St. Louis?
11:31 PM on 01/27/2010
Exactly, Beach. And let's not forget the criminal conduct of the Army Corps of Engineers --a group that U.S. law protects from prosecution -- for its role in building substandard levees, levees supposedly designed to withstand a Category 5 storm but ultimately failed in a Category 2 - 3 storm.
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06:45 PM on 01/27/2010
Excellent article and for punishment Paul Shirley should be exiled to Haiti so that he can learn first hand what is like to live like a Haitian. I'm not kidding.
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06:23 PM on 01/27/2010
Oh my. A lot of effort went into that misguided screed. This gives a whole new meaning to "Don't call me Shirley."
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05:59 PM on 01/27/2010
anyone working in media knows you might get fired at anytime for any reason.

this time for this reason seem good enough for me.
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Economike
05:12 PM on 01/27/2010
OK the way I see it, sure your born into crushing poverty in an overpopulated hellhole, you need to move to another country but you have no education, employment opportunity or connections. There's always organ donation. I can't help it if people don't want to take the initiative.