The purpose of a presidential primary debate is to help voters decide which candidate they want to lead the country, with each question tailored to provide voters with crucial information that they need to make the right decision.
Remember when John King asked Herman Cain, "Deep Dish or Thin Crust?" Well that's the kind of information Republican voters need to know! Unfortunately, only Herman was able to provide this crucial information to the voting public. Luckily, you can check the menu below to help you decide which candidate to order! Delivered in under 30 months or your next term is free.
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Rick Santorum is covered in that good ol' red meat for the social conservative base
Michele Bachmann is all red sauce
He's been overcooked over the last couple weeks, its probably time we tossed Gingrich out and ordered a new candidate
Extra cheesy rhetoric from Mitt
It’s pretty clear that "President Ron Paul" is just as crazy an idea
The most boring and flavorless of all, when you bite into Tim Pawlenty there's nothing there
If you watched the debate, you already knew this one
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