09/08/2011 05:25 pm ET | Updated Nov 08, 2011

Disalmanac Guide to Afghanistan

Friend and fellow HuffPo blogger, Scott Bateman runs the increasingly omnipresent Disalmanac, presenting hilarious "fact-like facts" about anything and everything throughout history . Well. I love history, hilarity, and disinformation, so it just seemed natural for me to provide my own entry -- live on tape from Kandahar -- with my own fact-like facts about history's most consistent war zone, Afghanistan. I may have even managed to include an actual fact or two.