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Whose Birthday Party Is It?

Posted: 02/ 2/2012 7:23 am

I might hold the record for having given the most single birthday parties. Each of my kids (triplets) had his/her own party from age two years old on up. It's not that I am a glutton for punishment; it's that there's not much that is all yours besides your name and your birthday. In the case of triplets, the need is magnified. So I bought into the whole birthday party phenomenon.

The majority of my kids' parties happened in our yard because we had the space. They ran the gamut: Olympics party, break dancing party, western party, tea party... to name a few. The cakes were homemade; the favors were trinkets; the guest lists were small. I write, however, not to pat myself on the back, but rather to marvel at how birthday parties have changed. Welcome to the world of competitive birthday partying.

Birthday parties used to be about a child and his friends. Today's parties include the child guests, their siblings, their parents... and, by the way, the caregiver, the visiting relatives and a friend for the sibling.

Birthday party themes used to be age appropriate. Activities were simple and loads of fun. Today's parties aim to outdo all the others; the fancier, more grown-up and wildly different, the better. The ante keeps getting upped, and the emphasis is no longer on the child and his birthday. It's "Look what I did for my child".

Birthday fare used to be cake and apple juice. Throw in a cheese pizza if a meal is on the agenda. Today's parties boast a broad buffet of options for the pickiest palates with a vegan, glutton free, organic, whole grain, naturally sweetened cake and a fully catered feast for the parents, and oh yes, don't forget the open bar. I'm exhausted just thinking about it feeding all those people.

The birthday party favor used to be a small something handed to the guest to assuage any sadness at his not receiving a truckload of gifts as does the birthday boy. Today's favors put some birthday gifts to shame. And what's with the candy in the bag? No one allows her young child to roam free in candyville, and yet goodie bags are padded with forbidden sweet junk.

Most children are thrilled by just the prospect of the upcoming birthday party. Young children, in particular, are content with far less than parents realize. It is the parents who go overboard, and they ruin it for all the rest.

(There are some children who prefer to steer clear of the event and the inherent attention, avoiding the spotlight and even the singing of the birthday song. They are the exception. For these children, skip the party. You'll both be happier.)

The time has come to get back to birthday party basics and to remember, it's the child's birthday.

The Guest List
How much better it would be for your child if you adhered to the birthday party rule? Invite as many kids as years your child is old, plus one. If your child is turning 4, invite 5 friends. I know, I know -- there are school rules about inviting all the girls/boys. At least keep in mind the reality that most kids do better among fewer friends. Remember, it is your child's party, not yours. Your friends, neighbors, distant relatives, work associates will understand. This should not be your pay-back time.

The Theme
The theme and activities should be based on your child's interests and age. Less really is more. Just being together with peers generates plenty of excitement for children. Make it easy on yourself, too. All kids love cookie decorating, especially licking the frosting off the plastic knife! Remember Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Relay races including running with eggs in spoons? Kids still love simple games and activities. Many people don't have yards and homes that accommodate a party. Gyms and other venues can be great. But we're not talking about renting out the baseball stadium for practice with the Dodgers.

The Food
Remember this: The kids don't care! Keep it simple and give yourself a break. And since you're not inviting the guests' families, let the one accompanying parent eat the kids' food. By the way, parents love pizza, too.

The Favors
Kids don't need goodie bags. If one parent stops giving them, the rest will follow suit, and everyone will be relieved, I promise. The favor is the fun time at the party. If you're worried that the guest will feel deprived, then remind yourself that every child has a birthday every year. It's time he learns to delay gratification. His turn to be the birthday boy will come.

The Birthday Gift
Does your child need anything? I doubt it. Most families house their own, personal Toys R Us. I am not Ebenezer Scrooge; I do think kids should get a few gifts. But ten gifts are not necessary. The more they get, the less they appreciate. If you start young, your child will not grow to expect to receive a gift from each guest. Even better, why not ask your guests to donate to your charity of choice in honor of your child.

Putting the child back in his own birthday party has to start somewhere. Let it start with you, this year.

 
 
 

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I might hold the record for having given the most single birthday parties. Each of my kids (triplets) had his/her own party from age two years old on up. It's not that I am a glutton for punishment; i...
I might hold the record for having given the most single birthday parties. Each of my kids (triplets) had his/her own party from age two years old on up. It's not that I am a glutton for punishment; i...
 
 
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02:01 AM on 02/08/2012
Wonderful effort. I specially liked the part of not using it as a PAY BACK Time. Though from my own childhood, i remember, that I loved to receive the goody bags. As that was somewhat a compensation for not wining anything at the games. And infact, there shouldnt be any games any birthday parites of young kids where only one is the winner.
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04:05 PM on 02/06/2012
The best birthday party I ever threw for my daughter was the one that was planned the least. We bought a small mountain of art supplies -- paper, feathers, googly eyes, stickers -- put them in the middle of our diningroom table, and let the kids be creative. It was an hour of near-silence, as each kid came up with their own thing. Then, they started making things for each other. It was a blast.
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04:08 PM on 02/03/2012
Not sure what birthday parties you're going to, but here in lower-middle-class land, it's still pizza, apple juice, and mabye a bounce house if times are good.
12:44 PM on 02/27/2012
I know that's right! You just described my 3 years old 3rd bday party lol.
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10:16 AM on 02/03/2012
I don't know that I feel that the woman who held separate themed birthday parties for each individual triplet is in the best position to be telling us what the 'rules' about them ought to be.
12:07 PM on 02/03/2012
Wow! Not sure what button I pushed in this reader to warrant that remark. Perhaps she has triplets herself and found a better way to do it Hope so!
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01:06 AM on 02/04/2012
Different themes? Yes. But they were done to let her kids be individuals. It didn't say different themed blowouts. The parties were simple so it wasn't a big deal.
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01:56 AM on 02/03/2012
For a good laugh, watch this hilarious video from an ad agency that mocks how crazy today's birthday parties have gotten. I think an ad exec did it to mock how out of control today's parents have gotten about their kids' parties. Enjoy!

http://www.skinnyscoop.com/list/eden/recommendations-to-create-a-pinkalicious-princess-party?listitem_id=1011#list-item
01:25 AM on 02/03/2012
Amen to the author of this article. I was shocked to experience one 6 year old little girl's party where the mother took all of the little girls via a LIMO to the hair salon and each girl had their hair washed and styled. How ridiculous!!!
11:17 AM on 02/03/2012
I bet you that all of those little girls absolutely loved it... isn't that what it's supposed to be about?
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01:50 PM on 02/03/2012
But at six years old? Paint finger nails and curl hair at home. Way cheaper. Plus, what is the mother supposed to do for the 7th birthday party? She's setting the bar so high that the daughter is going to expect that every year!
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01:07 AM on 02/04/2012
LOL seriously and then 20 minutes later all probably proceeded to get cake and ice cream in their beautifully styled hair.
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10:50 PM on 02/02/2012
Great list. Birthday parties have become super over the top. At my sons recent 2nd birthday party we opted out of the loot bags because I think they are a waste, boy my niece and nephew were rude when they found out there were no loot bags! I couldn't believe how entitled kids can be. I thought the party, the food, the cake was good enough, apparently guests need their own gift to be happy.
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09:47 PM on 02/02/2012
Wow, I'm not that old, but if parties are like this now-a-days that's crazy. When I was growing up my parties had no theme, I chose a meal that I wanted to eat, invited some close friends to come over, they didn't get goodies for showing up (they got a free meal), and I got a few gifts. Parents today need to seriously calm down.
08:02 PM on 02/02/2012
" there are school rules about inviting all the girls/boys". Seriously? I must be getting old. What happened to inviting only your friends. There is no way I would have been allowed to invite the entire class to a party, and nor would I have wanted them all there. Is this the PC brigade going mad again, that we can't have a child feeling upset if they're not invited to every party going? Suck it up, life isn't always fair.
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09:18 PM on 02/02/2012
The only birthday party my youngest invited all her classmates to was when she turned 12 and was in sixth grade and that was because they would all be moving on to different schools. It was a Harry Potter themed party and as party favors we gave them some candies and a bottle of invisible ink (lemon juice). There was a magician and the food was sandwiches, chips and cake. They all had a ball.
10:27 AM on 02/03/2012
I completely agree with you, but I actually have come up against those regulations, especially at preschools. One day care we sent our younger son to had a written policy in the parents' handbook that if one child from school was invited, all children in the class had to be invited. I didn't worry about it overly as we don't do the birthday party thing until age 4 in our family, and I knew he'd be switching to a different school before then...but it did give me pause to consider how outrageous the requirement really was.
06:06 PM on 02/02/2012
In my family, when the kids are really we'll really just do a family party (kids really don't play with each other until they are 3 or 4, they more play parallel until that point). But we've generally eschewed large family parties including hordes of cousins and the like. It's just grandparents, aunts and uncles, and first cousins of the birthday boy or girl (everyone is pretty tight in age). My oldest nephew is now 5, and at least at his last birthday had a kids' party. But the kids party was very clearly one where any of the relatives were invited, but no one was expected to come or anything. We continued having the family tradition, which I think is nice, although my sister's in laws go a bit overboard on presents IMHO. But our families are very close, we're very close to our nephews and nieces, and as everyone gets older and has kids of their own it gets harder and harder to make time. So having some family time planned around the birthday ends up being very nice.

With that said, I think it's easier said than done to just not invite a whole school class by avoiding giving out invitations in class. Parents will often know when the birthdays are, and while I think MOST parents would understand, some would raise the issue with schools. And oftentimes the same kid would get excluded over and over again. It's a situation everyone has to decide for themselves.
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03:53 PM on 02/02/2012
Good article - hoping lots of parents read it and put the recommendations into practice!
03:43 PM on 02/02/2012
I'm sure you meant "gluten-free," but I much prefer your idea of a "glutton-free" buffet. More food for everyone that way.

As for birthday party advice, I'd strongly suggest having it somewhere outside your home with specific hours on the invitation. We made the mistake of telling parents one year, "Oh, come back at 3 or 4. Whenever. We'll be here. Heh-heh." Well, by 5, we still had two kids who weren't ours and an afternoon of togetherness was wearing thin. It turns out one couple had actually gone to a 3:30 movie. They finally showed up and sort of apologized. My wife was amazingly patient and diplomatic. I wasn't as much, but I kept quiet... mostly.

This is off topic a little, but I've noticed lately that a lot of kids don't open their presents at the party. Can someone explain this one? You and your child pick something out for a friend and then you don't get the fun of watching them open it. I don't get this trend at all. Our kids open their presents and make a big deal of each one. It seems kind of rude otherwise.
08:58 AM on 02/03/2012
I was going to make the same comment. For those of us who have a child on a restricted diet, we *always* bring our own food. Partially because we don't want to burden the host by complicating the menu, and partially because we don't trust anyone to keep things "gluten" free since very few people get it anyway. (It's like keeping Kosher - you don't have to understand, just follow the rules, please.) So many more children have food allergies/sensitivities now than years ago. Imagine serving peanut butter today - you'd receive gasps and be shunned by party guests. Sigh....
10:30 AM on 02/03/2012
I think the thing about not opening the presents at the party is to avoid the madness that often comes with the opening, especially among littler kids. The birthday child gets inundated with "open mine next! Open mine next!" and doesn't get to fully enjoy/admire each thing before another gift is shoved in his/her face, and half the kids don't sit still to watch anyway, so they run amok. Of course, it could also be that parents aren't confident their little angel will react appropriately and say "thank you" instead of "I ALREADY HAVE THIS ONE!" or "Oh...okay." :-)
03:34 PM on 02/03/2012
You're right. I've been at some parties where it's madness, but I also think that's one of those opportunities where you can actually teach even little kids some good skills.

My wife and I would go over what to say when you get a present starting at around age 4. Usually our kids do a pretty good job... almost too good. We just found out recently that our 17-year-old son already had a game that we got him for Christmas. He said he didn't want to complain on Christmas morning.

I guess when they're really little and their friends had no input into the present, this makes sense. But when your child helps pick out something, it would be nice to see the recipient open the gift. I think kids get a kick out of seeing someone open something they picked out, and I think they enjoy seeing everything the birthday child gets.
02:20 PM on 02/02/2012
I remember one year when we had over 22 kids for our children's dual birthday party. I always thought of safety first when inviting kids to the parties.

Today, parents have adult/child parties where you don't even know its a kiddie party because of all the adults in attendance.

However, I never was extravagant on birthday parties. I can't believe they spend $40,000 for a kid party in Hollywood!!!!
02:02 PM on 02/02/2012
I wholeheartedly agree, and not only because Betsy is my cousin by marriage. Kids don't need to be overwhelmed by hordes of people and dozens of toys, and parents shouldn't use their kids' birthdays as an excuse for a big grown-up shindig. If your son/daughter doesn't pass out invitations at school, then it shouldn't be the school's business how many classmates are invited; we do still (as of today) have a post office. There is protocol involved in inviting people, hosting a party, and thanking those who give you presents, and the earlier you start learning this protocol, the better. Folks, remember: this is for a child, so keep it child-sized and child-centered.
09:06 PM on 02/03/2012
That's what my sister's friends did--they had 60 people over for their little girl's 1st birthday! Mainly adults--I thought that was insane.
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11:24 AM on 02/02/2012
Don't agree with the guest list thing. Birthdays are a social event, so all family and friends are welcome. The more the merrier.
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12:13 PM on 02/02/2012
When my nephews were very young the parties were more family than friends but now that they're in elementary school, they really don't want to have their aunts, uncles and grandparents hanging around their super fun birthday party with their friends.
02:23 PM on 02/02/2012
Yeah and parents need to remember that. I was invited to a party once and would never had known it was for a kid. Seriously. The father's entire adult family was there and not too many kids. It's one thing to have a family cookout and invite adults but another story to say it's a "kid's party" and there are more adults than children.
12:06 PM on 02/03/2012
"The more the merrier" only works if it works for YOUR children. Some children do not get pleasure from having "too many" people around, by loud noise, confusion. You know what I mean. And some of us do LOVE a big party. This ought to be about your child, however, and not the parent.