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McCain Staff Memo (not for distribution): Dismissive Obama References Still in Play for Wednesday

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1) This guy
2) The O-Man
3) Barry Barry Bo-Barry, Bana-Fana Fo Farry
4) That one
5) Capt. Happy, here
6) The Bar Mitzvah Boy
7) Stretch
8) The distinguished junior senator from Illinois {w/ eye roll}
9) Fonzworth Bentley
10) Joe Six-Pack... of Perrier! Hah? HAH?
11) Skeeter
12) Mr. "I heart domestic terrorism"
13) The Sepia Sinatra
14) Fakey Fakerson
15) Midge

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