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Bill Barol

Bill Barol

Posted: January 7, 2008 02:14 PM

Mmm... That's Good Pathos!


The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Sen. Hillary Clinton got "teary eyed" responding to a personal question at the end of a New Hampshire campaign event today. Over on MSNBC, the National Journal's Athena Jones is describing it as a revelatory moment of real emotion. Neither news source appears to have noted the faint whirring of gears issuing from the back of Clinton's titanium brain cover, or the slight tapping as her interocular heads-up display clacked out the instruction INITIATE EYE-WATERING SEQUENCE.

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