As a seventh grader, Bill Folman drew political cartoons of Michael Dukakis and George H.W. Bush for the middle school magazine in his hometown of Easton, Connecticut. More recently, he enjoyed a brief career as a theater actor, directed a few short films, earned a few degrees (a BA from Brandeis University and an MFA from Boston University), and spent countless hours shouting at the evening news. The news has yet to shout back, but Bill remains hopeful. He currently resides in Los Angeles, where he writes books and screenplays. His first novel, THE SCANDAL PLAN (or: How to Win the Presidency by Cheating on Your Wife), is a political satire about a straight-arrow presidential candidate, down-in-the-polls, whose campaign fakes a sex scandal to humanize their candidate and develop a winning comeback narrative. Needless to say, nothing goes as planned. It is available now from publisher William Morrow. To learn more about Bill, please visit http://www.billfolman.com.

Blog Entries by Bill Folman

Finally! A New Euphemism!

12 Comments | Posted June 25, 2009 | 02:10 AM (EST)


We've had a lively potpourri of sex scandals recently, but none can match the transformative power of the Mark Sanford affair. Finally, we have a new euphemism for extramarital relations and an artful one at that: "hiking the Appalachian trail." For those of you doubting the coolness of this new...

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Maybe You Shouldn't Vote

Posted October 29, 2008 | 02:21 AM (EST)


Voting is a skill. It's like basketball. Not everyone is good at it. Sure, everyone likes to think he or she is a good voter, just like everyone likes to think he or she is attractive and has a sense of humor. Sadly, the numbers do not support these claims....

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Let's Be Blue -- A Plea for Partisanship

Posted September 17, 2008 | 11:12 AM (EST)


Yes, yes, I know we are all a bunch of enlightened, Obama-style post-partisans, and isn't that wonderful -- but we are missing an opportunity here. As our economy continues to underwhelm, with each week bringing more and more catastrophic news, we are not taking advantage of our key strength and...

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I'm Going To Sue John Edwards For Plagiarism

Posted August 11, 2008 | 11:03 PM (EST)


John Edwards is ripping me off, and what's most aggravating is that he's doing it all wrong. In May of this year, my novel, The Scandal Plan or: How to Win the Presidency by Cheating On Your Wife, was released by publisher William Morrow. It is the story of a...

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How To Blow A Lead In The Second Half

Posted July 8, 2008 | 12:40 PM (EST)


When I watch football, there are few things that unnerve me more than seeing my team try to sit on an early lead against a dangerous opponent. Something changes in the mentality of the players and coaches when they're up 17 points in the first half. They become cautious, less...

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The "Authenticity" Gap: Why Clinton v. McCain Will be Hard to Win and Very, Very Ugly

Posted January 25, 2008 | 07:15 PM (EST)


A Clinton-McCain match up gives Republicans the "authenticity" edge for the third consecutive presidential election and that's why I'm starting to lose sleep. "Authenticity," not to be confused with authenticity (sans quotes), is the perception of genuineness, the quality of what-you-see-is-what-you-get-ness that is more highly prized in a presidential race...

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